Wow, Whitney Port at the Lupus LA's 2008 Orange Ball from the waist up looks like she's ready to go teach an aerobics class from about a decade ago, while Whitney Port from the waist down appears to be a flapper gone wrong. Yeah, seriously, click the link and you'll see that the skirt is actually almost normal looking for about a second, but then where it hits the knees, it goes see through. What is that all about?



Whitney isn't prone to fashion disasters. In fact, she's one of the few women on The Hills who appears to actually fit in the fashion scene. She knows what she's doing in the biz and she usually dresses like it. She's not boring like Lauren Conrad, or over the top like Heidi Montag. Whitney takes risks, and in general, they pay off. But, not this time.

We're just scared by this outfit. Please don't tell us that tying your top like that is going to make a comeback because we, as well as the majority of the American public, just don't have the stomach for it!

And by the way, if you check out the gallery you'll see pictures of little Dakota Fanning -- she's all grown up and so adorable! She could give Whitney some pointers.