We should be embarrassed to admit this, but we're not. We shamelessly love British glamor model Jordan's tacky outfits, the way she fake tans herself Oompa Loompa orange and dresses in themed costumes for every day events like book signings. And now we're going to be treated the gloriousness that is Katie Price's style, every single day. She and hubby Peter Andre are moving to the U.S.A.

Katie wants to find better treatment facilities for her disabled son, Harvey. So she's packing up her other two kids, Junior and Princess Tiáamii and making the big move across the pond. We cannot wait!



Since Katie and Peter are like the second rate Beckhams from England, we would love it if a style war breaks out. It would be Katie and her ginormous fake ta-ta's with her metrosexual husband against Victoria with her ginormous fake ta-ta's and her metrosexual husband.

Katie takes tacky to a whole new level, yet there's something about her that's so likable. Plus, the woman is an undeniable brand. She makes millions marketing her tacky, so who are we to laugh? As long as she doesn't stop dressing like it's Halloween every day once she moves to L.A., we'll be satisfied.