Can you get a ticket for wearing a Speedo?
Filed under: Fashion, News, Best of the Season
Wearing a Speedo on a public beach might be a crime against fashion and tastefulness, but should it really be a ticketable offense? Apparently, some sheriff's deputy in Florida thinks so. Here's the story: Speedo enthusiast and Bonita Beach icon 'Beach Bob' is lying in his lawn chair reading like he has every day for the last few years when the deputy walks up and gives him a ticket for trespassing -- and kicks him off the beach because his swimsuit is 'over the line.'
A judge threw the case out immediately, but Bob's still awaiting his day in court -- because he's decided to sue the sheriff's department on behalf of Speedo-wearers everywhere. Look, Speedos aren't exactly our favorite choice when it comes to men's swimwear, but they're not really much worse than a lot of the other options out there. Our policy is: bad taste in swimwear is an unfortunate thing -- but it's still your choice to make. Best of luck with that lawsuit Bob!
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rightpricefoods 5-14-2008 @ 9:30AM
america should be names ( amerika ) the communist way to spell amerika ... the usa is turning into a nasty Degrading Police Country and americans should stand up and tell police to fuck off.................
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susan 5-14-2008 @ 9:30AM
I personally think that speedos only look good on professional swimmers but if you feel that you look good in one and want to wear it, that is your choice..
PS-Thanks for the good laugh at the beach!!!
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DKK 5-14-2008 @ 9:29AM
This article was so clearly written by a man. It's ok for any of the women to wear what looks like underwear, but it's not ok for the men?
Double standards don't work here, pal.
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Web 5-14-2008 @ 9:28AM
Sounds like the Sheriff is a homosexual, or has fear of being one.
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Michele 5-14-2008 @ 9:28AM
Were there any tickets written by the sheriff's deputy for any of the "over the line" scantily clad females in thong bikinis busting out all over the place? Probably not and my money says this deputy is a male. If I were this speedo enthusiast, I would cry discrimination.
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looby 5-14-2008 @ 9:28AM
that guy wore a speedo and had a comb-over he should be in prison for life good LORD get his kind off the street and beaches LOL
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Bobby 5-14-2008 @ 9:27AM
Women have "junk in their trunk" & men have "extra cubic inches under their hood".
The man thing in America is a show of a guy's manhood. It's almost an unwritten law that 'no man will show another man off'. Yeah, it's threatening to some but no way indecent when compared to what women wear on the beach. Guys doing the speedo thing is also considered a "little gay" or too "Euro" here in the states.
Don't worry ladies, with the upcoming liberal swing taking place you'll be able to see all the manhood goodies you like in a generation or so. We're almost there already, give it another fifteen yrs & 'anything goes' will be a way of life... Muscle cars & extra horsepower on every beach.....
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Karen 5-14-2008 @ 9:27AM
I live down here and actually he had them rolled down, basically exposing himself. So yes, it was/is indecent!
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R KO Atascocita 5-14-2008 @ 11:39AM
Just curious, would you feel different if it were a girl lying on her stomach and had her rear exposed? Or a physically fit guy doing the same? If he was there first, and it bothered another person, why not move? Does'nt Florida have a lot of beach area?
m2blu 5-14-2008 @ 9:27AM
I go to Haulover Beach in North Miami.........which has an area dedicated (and totally legal) for nudity. I don't like SPEEDO's , and obviously do not wear them.......but I think Police are quite stupid for arresting someone "dressed" like this man was.
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Simzee 5-14-2008 @ 9:26AM
Why are Americans sooo prudish? Maybe America should cover up the whole body so no eyes can see the human body. Or maybe you can blind yourself lest you see the human form.
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se 5-14-2008 @ 9:26AM
AMERICA
is turning in to a Police country. Nobody speaks up anymore or rebells,
I will braodcast all of this in Europe to let them know,
stay away visiting the USA you take your life in your hands and wind up in prison.
Excample?
todays NY times : an italian tourist, 25 years old ,visiting his american girlfriend locked up in DC for 15 days already over communication problems. I will spread the word and let's see if the pocketbook hurts the USA and they finaly wake up. A pathetic , looking the other way ,
country, that nobody should visit anymore.
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se 5-14-2008 @ 8:49AM
I will do my job broadcasting all of this on the European networks.
Let's see if the Europeans toursit stop coming and we hit you in the wallet and may make you wake up from beeing a police country.
Another excample: todays NY times article
Italian tourist held in prison in DC for NOTHING, while visiting his american girlfriend.
watch me going into action to keep the tourist away NOW.
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BES 5-14-2008 @ 10:28AM
Remember, you can't believe everything you read!!!!!!
Lzy 5-14-2008 @ 11:51AM
Good luck with that! LOL
With the dollar the way it is against the Euro, the USA will still be a very attractive travel option.
Donna 5-14-2008 @ 1:27PM
I see you are quite an angry person, and very anti-American. I'm wondering if you are here legally or not, and if you have a job and are paying your fair share of taxes. You don't like it here, go home.
LeeAnn 5-14-2008 @ 9:25AM
As a resident of Florida since 1974, we pretty much use the beaches down here 12 months a year. Over those months and many years I have seen just about any type of beachwear fashion you can imagine. Although the majority of men who do wear Speedos should not be doing so, this leads me to believe that the Police Officer was a man. I will bet you that he has no problems with women wearing a piece of floss between their butt cheeks (which they are always digging out of their arse hole) with a little patch up front and the same patches covering their breasts.
Although I feel Speedos should best be left to the Olympic and professional swimmers (preferably at the Swimming Hall of Fame Pool in Fort Lauderdale not far from me), the fact is if women are allowed to let their butt cheeks be exposed, then why should he be treated any differently????
This comes down to discrimmination on the part of the Police Officer and I would really like to know what his citation record is in handing out tickets to women with nothing more than a shoelace up their butt crack?
Coming from a family of 4 Generations in Law Enforcement, we all had a good laugh over this one. Would have loved to been a fly on the wall and seen the expression on the Judges face when he read the charge(s) before DISMISSING the case.
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kh 5-14-2008 @ 2:28PM
I agree with your coments. Thank's for voicing it out! More power to you.
kh 5-14-2008 @ 2:33PM
I agree with your comments. Thank's for voicing it out! More power to you.
peter 5-14-2008 @ 9:25AM
the cop, or sheriff was a guy with a hang up on his self image if it were a female he would be trying to pick her up and not giving her a ticket . Straight men are real idiots, like this cop. he probably has a small penis too!
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