Miu Miu replaces Kirsten Dunst with Johnny Depp's main dish

Posted May 16th 2008 at 7:53AM by Kyle Hepp (Subscribe to Kyle Hepp's posts)

In the words of the German genius, Heidi Klum, "In fashion, one day you're in and the next you're out." So be it. Miu Miu has replaced Kirsten Dunst with Johnny Depp's main squeeze, Vanessa Paradis.

Vanessa will be the subject of their Fall '08 ad campaign. We can't help but wonder about this decision. While Vanessa is quite beautiful and definitely has a high fashion look to her, she's not as well known as little Miss Bring It On. Although, one thing she does have over Kirsten is a glamorous last name -- and a hit song called Joe Le Taxi.

Super sexy: Kirsten's Miu Miu ads

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Spokespeople wouldn't comment on the reasons that they're replacing Kirsten, but Perez Hilton suspects it's because of her stint in rehab. We, on the other hand, think Miu Miu had other motives behind the swap. We're wondering if it's not because of rehab, but maybe because Kirsten frequently goes out in public without washing her hair.

Who should rock Miu Miu, Kirsten or Vanessa?

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She's one of our favorite actresses, but we'd love her just a little more, if she would just bath with greater frequency!

Tags: expire-images2009-5-16, fashion, Johnny Depp, Kirsten Dunst, Miu Miu, rehab, replaced, Vanessa Paradis, VanessaParadis

Breeta 5-18-2008 @ 8:50PM

So......I assume MIU MIU is a kind of shampoo????

or perfume???? Or line of clothing????

or WHATEVER, the NASTY comments about
Kirsten are uncalled for

If she has been through RE-HAB
she probably is suffering from DEPRESSION

and if you know anything about DEPRESSION
(which obviously YOU DO NOT)

You would know that people who are depressed let their appearence go, and do not apply proper
sanitary methods to their hygenic needs

GIVE KRISTEN A BREAK!!!!

zandurian 5-18-2008 @ 8:50PM

Vanessa for sure. I don't even really know what she looks like. I am soooo tired of Kirsten, yawn! Vanessa will be something new to me.

I have good hygiene and I get depressed, I think you need to reevaluate your silly comment. Kirsten is a big girl, she can take care of her lame self.

Wolfster 5-18-2008 @ 9:20PM

Poor Kirsten, I didn't even know she was in rehab. She grew up too fast.

Darin 5-18-2008 @ 9:12PM

I'd still do her in the shower...

hotbludd 5-18-2008 @ 9:12PM

Dunst is a dirt bag who supports hamas...let her rot in hell

frost 5-18-2008 @ 9:12PM

Came to see this because I was having extreme difficulty believing that ANYBODY CARED ABOUT CRAP LIKE THIS... but, I guess they do, though I sure don't know why....
Couldn't pick any of 'em out of a lineup = what's the (big?) deal ???

Get A Life 5-18-2008 @ 10:17PM

First of All the comment from Bretta is right. When your depressed you let everything go in your life so all you people do not know what your talking about. So dont comment on a subject if you have no clue about what the hell your talking about.

S, Bubba 5-18-2008 @ 10:38PM

I never knew she had a problem. How professional of Kirsten to be a discreet addict and not show everyone her yum-yum from the back of a cab.

crashkidd34 5-18-2008 @ 10:38PM

What the hell are hamas?

Pennie 5-18-2008 @ 10:32PM

Kirsten needs to clean up her act. Not only the rehab thing but the way she looks and acts. You always hear about the people that are hard to work with. Well, that is what you hear about her. Vanessa seems to be a down-to-earth kind of person and you don't hear horror stories about having to work with her. She portrays herself as a private person. Keeping her name out of the headlines. Being a great mom and a good wife seem to be her top priorities. She is a family person and doesn't use her family or husband to gain publicity. Kirsten on the other hand, leads a somewhat quite life and has been known to offend her cast mates. She definately isn't polite or kind to people. She, at times, acts quite snotty (for lack of a better word).

ro 5-18-2008 @ 11:15PM

its KIRSTEN not KRISTEN....geez!

Kevin 5-18-2008 @ 11:43PM

Check out 15 on Kirsten blog

crashkidd34 5-18-2008 @ 11:15PM

lmao...i didnt even notice that. i thought everyone had done such a great job of calling her Kirsten and then saw the very first comment.

ro 5-19-2008 @ 12:14AM

did u read breeta's last comment on caps?she said GIVE KRISTEN A BREAK!!!!look first before u respond ok?

crashkidd34 5-18-2008 @ 11:16PM

okay...that made a lot of sense...

Kevin 5-18-2008 @ 11:44PM

Check out 15 on Kirsten Dunst Blog

Kevin 5-18-2008 @ 11:34PM

12) ro You never spelled a name wrong you twit? Must be such a burden to be so perfect. Did I mention twit?

11) crashkidd34 Pull your face out of that bong , and turn on CNN. P.S. A bong is a water pipe(in case you were in the dark on that one too)

10) S, Bubba Are you three?

9) Pennie What none of us knew, was that both these girls shared the same bestfriend, and that best friend was Pennie.

8) Get A Life Are you doing Bretta?

7) Wolfster Your F@#king kidding, right?

6) Frost I'm surprised you wasted your time with us, you could have been jackin' off.

5) Hotbludd I'm not aware that she does support Hamas. However, if she does. I second that motion.

4) Darin But, would she do you?

2+3) Zandurian A) I hate people who double dip
B) You have a stupid name

1) Bretta I am really hurt that you would think I don't care about, or know nothing about depression. I have not felt this insignificant in a very long time. Don't you realize how painful your words can be. I don't want to live any longer. BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only kidding, hey are you doing "Get A Life"?

kevin u can kiss my butt u twit!

Kevin Cameron 5-19-2008 @ 12:16AM

That was a long time coming. I know it takes great thinking to come up with something as profound as "kiss my butt". Now "twit" is original. One would have thought a name like that would have been used already, hmm!!!!!!!!!
My original point with you, was this. After reading all that girl wrote, all you could come up with is her spelling. I was bored with you the second I finished reading what you wrote. Considering what little you wrote, it did not take long at all, to get bored with you. Maybe its just me. Your response was dimwitted, and rather mean. My intention was not to be mean to you. It was simply to provoke you to be wittier.(like right now I am sitting here fretting over wether or not wittier is a word). I make fun of myself at my own expense. We are all so profoundly different and interesting at the same time. What were you really bringing to the table in tonights blog. The girl spelled Kieirsentensingingknolper wrong, woe is me. Call the ro'lice. See how fun it can be. Hey, kick off your shoes, light up if you smoke. Good girl or boy if you don't. Then write me something witty. I'm bored.

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