We love Victoria Beckham and her bizarrely tanned skin very, very much.

But if her paparazzi images were any indication of how much she loves us, well, the feeling isn't mutual. Her pout is always stern and unwelcoming.

However, everybody's favorite Spice Girl says it's all unintentional, telling Vogue UK: "When I see pictures I do sometimes think 'You miserable cow!' But I think it's just the way my face falls. If people like the way I look then great, and if they don't then fine."

Phew. We're glad she cleared that up and kind of made us laugh in the process, too. Because we were this close to throwing out our DVB denim pants.