So. You have the iPod, the iPhone, the iLife. Still not sure everyone understands you have a Mac preference? Enter the iPurse (in no way related to Apple or Mac products).

All right. It's not computer related. But Tribblekitty is selling this wooden apple on strings as a purse. WTF?
In general, purses made of wood are not really "in style" or "functional." As a box on your mantle, particularly if you're a schoolteacher, we might be okay with the existence of this. However, as it is affixed to strings to potentially carry your wallet and cell phone, we declare a WTF.

Seriously, doesn't it sound like a video game accessory? Equip wooden apple bag? NO! THE ITEM IS CURSED!