All right Judyp7374. WTF is going on here: STRIKING TUNIC/SMOCK TOP SIZE 10 BNWT

First of all, are you actually in jail?

Second of all, what's up with the belt? What about this tunic says "belt me for a sexy silhouette?"

Third of all, are you suspending a legless mannequin from the ceiling of your jail cell?

Fourth of all, why are you suspending a legless mannequin from the ceiling?

Fifth of all, how are you suspending a legless mannequin from the ceiling? Bedsheet noose?

Sixth and lastly, and perhaps we are nit-picking, but when you say "striking," did you mean "attention-grabbing," or did you mean "this is the tunic I wore to strike my cheater boyfriend with a two-by-four and now I'm in jail...anybody need a striking tunic?"

WTF?