Wanna look sharp without all the hassle? Try the new 2-in-one scarf-and-shirt, or "shirfscart," as we like to call it, from Cmstylehk on eBay!

This top poses the question: "Is putting on a scarf and a shirt too much work, too time-consuming, or perhaps just too black-diamond-difficult?"

This top answers. This top says: "Yes."

This top says: "All hybrids are green, right? I'm conserving energy. MY energy."

This top says: "No, the fact that the scarf seems to mysteriously disappear into my armpit it not hilarious."

Um, WTF? Shut up, top! If someone wears this to my house I will politely ask them to change so I won't have to stare at their armpit.

New Styledash rule: "Confusing" is not a good adjective for your style.