In the epic story that is the life of Naomi Campbell, it seems as though our protagonist has finally met her match:

The legal system.

Last week, the supermodel was charged with six offenses for her little verbal and bodily fluid assault at an officer on a British Airways flight last month, which land her with a $10,000 fine, and even worse, a stint in jail for six months!

But just when this story couldn't get anymore bizarre, it appears that Campbell maybe sitting in the big house with a baby in her tummy.

After discussing booting her equally terrible B.F.F. Kate Moss from the Yves Saint Laurent campaign next season with the Daily Mail: "[Campbell] also revealed yesterday that she has had an operation so she can have a baby and is prepared to become a single mother.

Say what? It should be illegal for her to reproduce. Hopefully she won't pass her deliciously crazy gene to the innocent child. But if it's born jail, at least the infant can legitimately call itself a bad ass.