If you believe the celebrity gossip rumor mill, Mike Myers is supposedly openly gay in Toronto and has been for years. Well, if that means he's happy, it was pretty obvious on BET's 106 & Park -- where he ran around jumping and high-fiving everybody in the studio audience.

When you consider his not-so-fashionable wardrobe choices -- and his 12 year marriage to a woman -- he seems like your stereotypical straight guy. Could Austin Powers really have been faking it? No way, baby!

Our spidey senses are calling BS on those gay rumors, just based on those baggy jeans and New Balances alone. Plus, the fact the we refuse to believe that movies aren't real.