Ladies be warned -- it only takes one misplaced accessory and all of a sudden you're looking like you have a feathered penis. Seriously, was it really necessary to bedazzle the crotch area like that?

But, don't forget, this Katie "Jordan" Price we're talking about here. The woman adores dressing in theme for book signings and the like. Don't forget, we've already seen her in a revealing mermaid costume, a revealing Superwoman costume and now a revealing angel outfit. Are you noticing a pattern yet?

Ah, we can't do it. We can't hate on this woman. Sure, she looks ridiculous, but she's in on the joke! And fine, let's just admit that she wins -- because here we are writing about her again.