A couple of weeks ago, we were disturbed surprised to learn that some enterprising dentists in Utah were starting to offer tattoos that can be etched into your teeth -- as if your visits to the dentist didn't already cost enough. We thought: over the age of 15, who the hell would want one of these? Today, we found out. In an attempt to bypass Nicole's objection to skin art, Joel thought he could maybe sneak a portrait of their 6 month-old daughter Harlow, on his teeth.

Apparently, when Nicole heard this, she freaked out and had to put her foot down. Joel wanted the tat on one of his front teeth, ensuring maximum fugliness. First off, if you're going to put it in plain view, you better always have a infinite supply of Altoids. Second, a tooth tat is always going to look like a rotten piece of tooth decay, no matter what. Gross.

What's wrong with carrying baby pictures in you wallet?

[via PopCrunch]