Rumor has it that curvalicious Kim Kardashian is the next "celebrity" to grace Dancing With The Stars. And if that's true, it completely allays our fears that this wonderful show was about to jump the shark.

First: with whom will they partner this spitfire? Our money is on the equally firey Max Chmerkovskiy, former partner of Mel B., (they were robbed!) and Leila Ali, both ladies with strong personalities.

But the ahem bigger question is what will the rigorous dancing regime to do to Kim's famed posterior? At least we'll get to the bottom of those real or fake rumors.

And what is Mr. Randall, the visionary behind DWTS costumes, dreaming up right now? He has a habit of dressing the dancers in low-rise jeweled bikinis with 2"x2" chiffon handkerchiefs lovingly covering the butt crack. We can guess that Kim's first ensemble will be just as revealing. But is prime time TV ready for her jelly?

One thing is for sure. Kim isn't shy about displaying her assets, and she knows what her "fan base" likes. This is match made in Titillation Heaven.