Okay, the good news is that Aubrey O'Day is not exactly known for dressing well, so it's not like she's letting anybody down here. In fact, if she showed up wearing something that didn't look like either an overly psychadelic relic from Cirque du Soleil, or random pieces picked up from the floor in the dark, back corners of Forever 21, or a rejected costume from a Sonny and Cher: It's a Drag! show, we'd be a little disappointed.

The bad news is that Bjork's swan dress had to die to make this, uh, vest happen.