Seriously? Seriously. Look at this hat.

We are stunned. We are delighted and repulsed. We have two questions. They work separately and together: Why? Pink? Why pink?

It's hard to imagine anyone actually wearing this hat. It's Ludicrous. Its features include a solar panel that looks like a cheese grater, a mini-fan (powered by the cheese grater) which blows into a conveniently located vent, and a guarantee that no one will ever sleep with you again. It's so inventive! It's so eco-friendly! It's so...dorky.

...And yet not quite dorky enough to be hilarious. Shame. WTF? No one could pull off this look. If we saw Joaquin Phoenix wearing this, we'd assume the frog had taken over.