This is almost too good for words. We were excited when we heard that Kim Kardashian would be on the next season of Dancing With The Stars. And we were tickled to learn that the rumors about Lance Bass are true -- he's also going to be on the show. But in our wildest dreams, we couldn't have hoped for the kind of serial nudists and exhibitionists they announced for season seven.

Mr. Randall and his team of seamstresses will have to struggle to avoid a nip-slip or other wardrobe malfunction for this crazy line up of stars:

The DWTS casting people are genius! Susan Lucci made a whole career out of wearing crazy outfits. Kim can't keep clothes on. Misty May-Treanor is used to diving across sand in teensy bikinis. Brooke Burke never covers her belly button, even when she's pregnant. And for the dorky male contestants like Jeffrey Ross, there are the professional lady dancers who routinely wear costumes made of more spray tan than fabric.

They're all good, but even before seeing the three-part first episode, which starts on September 22nd, we're picking Lance Bass to take the disco ball trophy home. With his boy band booty shake and gaybility to wear sequins and guylights, the competition is his to lose. He is even strong enough to save the show from the terrifying Jump The Shark power of Ted McGinley.