Someone put a face on a belt buckle again, which, as we have stated before is a terrible idea. This time, it's not just a half face. It's a whole face. And it's spooky.

This is a Lynne Dorsch piece. Lynne Dorsch has also brought us...yeah, nothing. Never heard of her. Yet there is her name, engraved in this creepy pewter buckle. Who could she be?

Well, let's look at the possible clues:

• pewter
• belt buckle
• cyclops
• squished face, perhaps of an alien
• possible Munch influence
• item is located in upstate NY and was found in an estate clean out

So...educated guess...Lynne Dorsch is probably a dead pewter mine tycooness who was once abducted by red-eyed cycloptic aliens and developed a penchant for accessories and Norweigan painters.

WTF? That's sort of exciting and all, but don't wear this, it's ugly.