Colleen123pitbulls has an unusual article of clothing here that can be yours for 99 cents! Catch: it's fugly.

There's something oddly Britney Spears about it, something about the flesh tone with spangles. Everyone remembers this hot mess of a moment at the VMAs, right? At least on Britney it didn't have the "unusual long frays" that look like Ace Bandages.

The fancy-gold-sequin-breast-line is placed so that if you have breasts, they will look weird, and if you don't have breasts, we're likely to notice. Its gauzy cascade of skin-tone scraps would make you look a bit like The Ghost of Christmas is Ruined By Flesh Colored Ghosts. In fact, this could be dyed to make a pretty convincing ghost or witch costume for Halloween. Which might be the only acceptable day to wear it.

In the words of Michael Kors on Project Runway the other night: "I am never a car wash skirt or dress fan."

WTF? (Actually, we'd totally use this to wash a car. Good thinking, Kors!)