Jodie Marsh at the Daylight Robbery Premiere - StyleFoul!
Filed under: Celebrity, Hot or Not
In deciding to don this fine bit of fabric for a red carpet event, we imagine Jodie Marsh thinking the following:
"Okay, so if it covers nipples, it's considered a 'shirt', right? I mean, sure, this won't push my knockers up to my chin, but WOW! Just LOOK at how much of my front I can legally show! Man, is Jordan going to be jealous!"
We're also quite certain that she practiced posing to ensure herbreast best look (although, does anyone else think this is not only hideous but wildly unflattering?), because, when she moved out from the perfect pose, this is what happened:
Yikes.
"Okay, so if it covers nipples, it's considered a 'shirt', right? I mean, sure, this won't push my knockers up to my chin, but WOW! Just LOOK at how much of my front I can legally show! Man, is Jordan going to be jealous!"
We're also quite certain that she practiced posing to ensure her
Yikes.
Lisa 9-01-2008 @ 9:33AM
Yep, hideous and wildly unflattering...and that's being kind.
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Brad 9-03-2008 @ 2:42PM
WOW Jodie Marsh's TOPLESS VIDEO here:
http://www.celebzscandalz.com/vids.php?v=Jodie_Marsh_topless
Heather 9-01-2008 @ 7:23PM
Gross.
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Sharon 9-02-2008 @ 3:39AM
I am tired of seeing women barely covering their boobs. I think it is offensive
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Tanya 9-02-2008 @ 8:15PM
SHe looks trashy...With a body like that you can make an outfit look sexy she might as well just took the damn shirt off...I think she's ready to shoot a porno not the red carpet
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Dittow 9-02-2008 @ 8:19PM
That's just nasty!
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Sheldon 9-02-2008 @ 11:06PM
Those are some big NOCKERZ. I bet her tan line is exciting. SO anyhow, don't you think this girl might even look sexier wearing something more modest?
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Cass 9-02-2008 @ 8:25PM
Skank is skank...be it spandex or tank.
Or...
That ain't a navel. It's more like a CAVEL. Good God, Gertie...what a gash!
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LILI 9-02-2008 @ 8:27PM
YOU CAN SEE HOW FAKE THOSE BOOBS ARE
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teltech54 9-02-2008 @ 8:34PM
It's hot
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pooh 9-02-2008 @ 8:39PM
jealous anyone?
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susan 9-02-2008 @ 8:37PM
too much plastic starting with the ugly face, sorry she spent all that money and is still a dog. She should ask for a refund on all those fake body parts, nose, lips and boobs for starters.
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68buckeyes 9-02-2008 @ 8:39PM
Most of them are really hot (I loved the suicide girls and, of course, Keria Knightley), but I do agree that Jodie Marsh was kind of gross. Large fake breasts like that are really unflattering and not a turn on.
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pukey 9-02-2008 @ 8:40PM
I'm so ashamed for these women. It's like a competition to see whose boob job looks like two blimpies in neutral!
Sexy NOT! Grotesque and trashy YES!
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George 9-02-2008 @ 8:41PM
It is a shame that women think they look great as "sluts." Unfortunately, it is just plain ugly. Sexy is only a suggestion, and a fully well-dressed woman is far more sexy tham this girl. Yes, we will look, but we like women to be ladies.
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John 9-02-2008 @ 8:44PM
The woman is a pig.
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Paul 9-02-2008 @ 9:20PM
I'll try to be gracious to someone I don't even know; but that's just too much skin. It's meant to be tittilating; and it works. It's still too much skin. There's a way to look hot, without showing so much skin. You can see attractive pictures here, that don't go too far.
http://LoveOfFashion.com
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nancy2445 9-02-2008 @ 9:13PM
DO NOT click on the link below that says, "WOW Jodie Marsh's TOPLESS VIDEO here." I did, and my Norton Anti-virus program said "A recent attemp to attack your computer was blocked." It gave the time that I clicked on that link. I believe that link contains a virus. Why on earth people want to give computer viruses to other people is beyond me.
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Kevin 9-02-2008 @ 9:17PM
Ladies, ladies..... are we just a little jealous?
She accomplished her mission - she wanted to be notice, and she got noticed.
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Barb 9-02-2008 @ 9:23PM
Disgusting!!
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