Jordan's new clothing line means your horse can dress like a whore too

Posted Sep 3rd 2008 at 12:13PM by Kyle Hepp (Subscribe to Kyle Hepp's posts)

Katie "Jordan" Price is a hardcore equestrian. She wants people to know that she even plans to complete in the 2012 Olympics. In fact, she's so serious about her riding that she has designed a line of clothing for riders and their horses.

Because nothing says serious equestrian like neon pink leg warmers for your stallion. But, Katie says you don't have to be a horse lover to enjoy her new line, "There's something here for everyone – all ages and sizes, the horsey and the non-horsey. It's fashionable and stylish but at the same time functional and wearable. And the horsewear is just fab. Your horse is going to look so cool!"

Katie Price whores out horse line

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We really should have seen this coming. Since Katie has done everything from a line of sex toys to children's books it was only a matter of time before she got into the business of dressing animals as well. She's absolutely ridiculous -- and becoming ridiculously rich off of these crazy endeavors. So who are we to criticize -- work it and ride 'em, Katie!

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Shay 9-05-2008 @ 4:06PM

What the hell Katie, You look more like a whore than an equestrain.
Can someone say Donkey punch............. jeeze!
Plus my horse would probably kick the shit out of me if I tried to make him
looks as stupid and as whorish as this!!!
What real rider will wear high heels?
Either you never rode a real horse or you're retarded...

Hanne 9-03-2008 @ 10:45PM

Unless the horse in question is a mare owned by a seven year old girl, I think this qualifies as cruelty to animals. Fortunately for my horse, he's a stallion and I'm 36. As such, he has a much more tasteful wardrobe, and any polish on his hooves is black or clear, not eye-clawing pink.

And what is with the "rider" dressing this way? High heels like that would be a hazard in the barn, and I simply can't take her seriously as a rhorsewoman when she's dressed like that. Ever hear of breeches? Boots? Wrangler jeans? So I'm ignoring the tacky creature, or I'll go on about it all night.

In short, I suppose the horse's "clothing" is alright for Barbie and company, but other than that...pass the eyebleach.

Goes to prove people have more money than common sense, I guess.

Koko 9-03-2008 @ 11:08PM

The only time I've ever seen more pink on a single horse was when I was stuck for a costume for an end-of-camp show and decided the big ranch horse-esque gelding I was riding ought to be a girl for a day. We proceeded to paint him hot pink with hair spray, tie pink & purple flowers on his neck, and put braids in his mane, complete with pink hair bands.

Is that the effect they're going for, here?

Horsewoman 9-07-2008 @ 7:01PM

It's stupidity like this that make reasonable people see "fashion" as a ridiculous waste of money and time. I don't care what color halter she puts on her horse, and I'm sure he doesn't care either, but she might want to learn to apply polo wraps correctly before doing a photo shoot. And the lead rope should never be held in a loop, always folded (a safety thing). Basic horsemanship skills could come in handy if she's headed for the Olympics in 2012.

Harold Hines 9-07-2008 @ 7:02PM

First of all I am a all male male, and I thine that Katie Jordan Price displaies a great deal of talent and she is very taseful she has worked hard to get where she's at today keep up the good work Katie,and best of wishes good luck to your future endevors Sincerely, Ruggrrat@aol.com

Harold Hines 9-07-2008 @ 7:02PM

First of all I am all male,male and I would like to commend Katie on her great talent I think she's worked hard to reach her goal keep up the great work Katie best wishes and good luck to a continueing future; Sincerely, Ruggrrat.

CL 9-07-2008 @ 7:02PM

OMG! Even my mare would have stomped me if I dressed her like this! The only idiots that will fall for her crap are NON-horse people, wanna be 12 year olds, and guys like Harold.
The worst thing is that she wants to represent the USA in the olympics!? Dressed like that? The USA will be the laughing stock of the stables!
If she wants to dress like a slut, maybe she should ride for some other country that would appreciate her "talent"

sexymomma 9-07-2008 @ 7:02PM

For the rest of us, for "stylish" sexy clothes, I do my shopping at www.T-Zers.Net
No gimmicks, just lots of fun sexy clothes for all of us "normal" people who do not cross the lines between being sexy and animal cruelty!

shawn 9-08-2008 @ 2:59PM

horse people should make horse sense, but what's with the whoreswoman

shawn 9-08-2008 @ 3:15PM

So much for my proper writing skills.
I know better than to send a picture of me riding naked and bareback. Although the silly woman will probably make some good money out of this awful idea.

Jokingly,
The wanna be whoresman,
Shawn