An armadillo purse you say? Oh, we wonder if they found some fancy way to mold those armor bands, or use that scaly skin! We hope they're being humane.

Well, perhaps they are, but not in this case. This is just an armadillo.

When you see "alligator purse," you don't normally think the purse is going to look like an alligator. WTF?

Armadillos, according to Wikipedia, are the state animal of Texas. So maybe you could wear it there? No. Armadillos are considered pests in Texas:

"In 1995, The Nine-banded Armadillo was, with some resistance, made the state small mammal of Texas, where it is considered a pest and is often seen dead on the roadside."

People who couldn't afford chicken used to eat armadillos during the Great Depression. Hot. I wanna put my keys and wallet in one of those! It'll look just like I've got one of those stylish little dogs with me.

No, it won't. It's an armadillo. WTF?