WTF? Look at this thing. The other side laces up. It's a parachuting corset.

Anachrontastic!

Everything here has two meanings. Even the seller's name, Freakatchoo: "Freak at you" or "freak" and then a sneeze. Yes?

More about the corset:

Perfect for the plane and the bedroom, now you don't have to change your clothes ever! Finally, a gothic look for sky-divers from the 16th century. The wait is over. The long, long wait.

According to the post, Freakatchoo made this for an apocalyptic-themed party but made it too big.

"I will not be selling or making another one like it."

Sounds about right. WTF?