Erica Hubbard is hanging out on the red carpet at the premiere of The Women, blithely unaware that the Boob Police are about to descend on her.

Officer Andy Dick is hiding behind a bush, waiting for the right moment to jump out and use those two boob handles to yank down her dress.

Officer Tim Gunn is hiding behind a different bush, waiting for the right moment to jump out and yank the boob handles up to cover that rhinestone-encrusted strapless bra.

It could be worse. Last week Keira Knightly was confetti'd by the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Again.