Doll Bras are not bras for your doll. Doll Bras are bras with doll heads surrounded by brightly colored marabou on the cups. It's like wearing little, creepy-yet-playful lions instead of, oh i don't know, a shirt.

Mode Merr must be out of their gone minds. And people don't seem to notice! Click here for a gallery of people wearing faces on their breasts on purpose.

You probably know how we feel about faces on belts.

Faces on breasts?

It's complicated, really, because the faces and the marabou do, to be fair, provide more coverage than most bikini tops. The bright colors distract from any bodily "imperfections" that might otherwise make a topless girl self-conscious. They actually look sort of warm and cozy.

Important questions:
What are you going to name them?
Are you going to feed them?
How long before some guy walks up to you with a straw and pretends to make it drink?
WTF?