Jessica Szhor - Fashion Week StyleFoul!
Filed under: Fashion, Celebrity, Runway Report, Hot or Not

You might be thinking that the photographer just caught poor Jessica Szhor (from Gossip Girl) at an inopportune time. You know, immediately after being caught in a wind tunnel while chased by a wild grizzly bear. But, as you will see after the jump, this isn't a random shot. Girlfriend is posing on the theoretical red carpet.

We believe that, if you have time to strike a pose on the red carpet, you also have time to remove the hair from your mouth. And arrange your top so that your purple bra strap isn't showing. And tuck in the shirt's strap that protruding from your armpit. And we wouldn't have minded if you'd found some boots that weren't borrowed from Robin Hood's closet in 1988.
Cute jeans, though.

Heather 9-08-2008 @ 9:37PM
Her necklace is hella cute, where can I get one??? Oh and girlfriend is lookin' like a hot mess.
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Rob 9-10-2008 @ 3:46PM
Who care what her hair looks like,she is still fine as hell. stop the superficial BS.
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nat 9-10-2008 @ 4:17PM
She is such a pretty girl. It looks as if she is on some kind of substance...Maybe she didn't realize how rough she looked. I have seen pictures of other stars before they have stylist and a lot of them look rough. She needs a stylist.
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JC 9-10-2008 @ 5:11PM
She looks smashed.
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Jim 9-10-2008 @ 5:22PM
Its the J.F.L. look and she sports it well!!!
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cat lincoln 9-10-2008 @ 5:25PM
That must be one hell of an open bar...
And hey, I kinda like the RH boots!
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Bobcheesedoodle 9-10-2008 @ 6:03PM
I think she's upset because Nate seems more interested in the Duchess than her. So give the poor girl a break. First it was Dan choosing Serena over her, now it's Nate.
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Nat 9-10-2008 @ 6:52PM
That's funny!!
Mad Matt 9-10-2008 @ 7:38PM
Who the ...F.... is she? And really who the ...F... cares. Another boozing train-wreck. Fashion Week=Gay Pride week...no thanks
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todd lissner 9-13-2008 @ 11:34PM
she lookz cool,gossip girl iz very cool.
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John 9-10-2008 @ 7:48PM
Just think kids, you can wear your clothes backwards and
it would probably make the national news these days !
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