Christina Aguilera at the VMAs - StyleFoul!

Posted Sep 10th 2008 at 3:49PM by Cat Lincoln (Subscribe to Cat Lincoln's posts)

Maybe this is our fault for thinking we were bored with Christina Aguilera's sexy retro look. That matte red lipstick and old-fashioned hair that was, frankly, kinda aging her. But mostly it worked for her, and at least she had some dignity to go with her world class talent.

Half-naked on the red carpet: Who's revealing too much?

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We should have realized that the old Xtina would bust out (cough cough) soon enough.

So what is she wearing here? This looks like the "Sexy Spider Web" costume from the Halloween Store. Those stripes turn her gorgeous curves into bottom heavy saddle bags of doom!

Then there is her hair and make up. It's a look straight out of the Donatella Versace School of Understated Klass, minus the spray tan. An understandable omission. A working mother doesn't have time to fake bake.

In the gallery, more views and angles, for better or worse, of the New Christina Aguilera.

Xtina is Back!

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)

craig 9-13-2008 @ 2:47PM

wtf shes hot

Sam 9-13-2008 @ 3:07PM

I agree,Craig...she's one of the hottest women on the planet!Her curves are to die for!Whoever wrote this article is probably an jealous,ugly b*tch who WISHES they could look HALF as good as the toes on her feet!

Now what?!!

Brad 9-13-2008 @ 4:13PM

WOW!!! Christina Aguilera posing nude here:
http://celebzscandalz.com/video.php?v=Christina_Aguilera_posing_nude

blazingphoenix83 9-13-2008 @ 3:37PM

She looks sexy in that picture, her dress is great...what the heck are they talking about?

teltech54 9-13-2008 @ 3:40PM

Hot or Not ? Hot.

blondee 9-13-2008 @ 3:46PM

I think she looks fabulous!

MayaMacabre 9-13-2008 @ 4:01PM

Still mighty sexy to me! :)

mydnytrydr 9-13-2008 @ 4:17PM

LUV THAT CURVY T & A !!

Viv 9-13-2008 @ 4:23PM

I think she looks great. What saddle bags? She looks perfect. The writer probably likes the lollipop girls like Paris Hilton.

spooked 9-13-2008 @ 4:26PM

DId she borrow that from Elvira?

Anna 9-13-2008 @ 4:36PM

who the hell wrote this!? last i checked Christina worked it, and pretty damn well.

bandit 9-13-2008 @ 4:47PM

X-Tina would look great in a potato sack! In these pictures she looks awesome!!

41mag 9-13-2008 @ 4:50PM

I think she looks great and don't see what the problem is.

r 9-13-2008 @ 5:10PM

mommy hips

Ric 9-13-2008 @ 5:55PM

Yeah... and exactly what the hell do YOU look like when you are wolfing down those bon-bons while in line at f*cking Walmart?! People just love to criticize and talk trash about people. Especially on these f*cking internet blogs, since they are anonynous, people all of a sudden feel BALLSY enough to trash everything and everyone... In real life, face to face... I seriously doubt they would have the COJONES to do it... COWARDLY Assholes!

Tasha 9-13-2008 @ 5:55PM

I think she looks great. I hate when the media says someone does not look "great" 'cause she is not built like a 12 year old boy.

I am a mother of 3 young girls, I want them to embrace their curves and be healthy.

I strive to eat healthy and lead by example. I eat flax every morning. I have the same breakfast now every day. I recently lost 30 pounds following the weight watchers program
http://www.weightwatchers.com and I now just am more watchful every day of what I eat. I have a
banana low fat yogurt with golden roasted flax for breakfast every day. It is filling, keeps me regular and tastes fabulous. My Weight Watchers leader recommended fitflax to me and it definitely helped the last 10 pounds to melt off. It is a flax and chia blend and I think I read about it in O mag. They also listed a code to get 15% off. The site is http://www.fitflax.com and the code for 15% off is FIT15

Ric 9-13-2008 @ 6:00PM

What the fuck??? Who gives a rat's ass what the hell you are eating, and whether the fuck you are "regular" or not??? For all we care, you could stick a cork up your ass and explode from backed-up shit, you cunt! The article was about Christina Aguilera and the dress she was wearing... NOT YOU, you CUNT!