Really? We're gonna have to call a WTF all over this zippered vest.

First of all, seller Goodbuybarry has listed this item as "UNUSUAL METAL MASK! Black & Brown WOOL Vest SZ XL." Really? Is the metal mask what sets it apart? We think the most distinctive thing about this vest is that it looks exactly like a Star Trek uniform.

And the mask? Just makes it look more like a Star Trek uniform. Okay, not exactly-exactly. This will have to be deemed a uniform for someone from a planet we just made up called Zaag.

On Zaag, everyone wears black and brown vests in block patterns, so they can blend in with their black and brown rock terrain in winter, but the vests are green on the back so they can be camouflaged by the interstellar moss that grows in summer.

The metal mask is a likeness of their goddess, Zaagstra, who has declared vests holy and long-sleeve accoutrements the DEBIL. She smites heathens with her pouty glare, unless of course she can't see them. So really, this vest saves lives.

Wait, what? We forget why we started this. Oh, and also? The label says "MAJOR TRENDS."

WTF?