Episode 2: Debra Messing, Rachel's friend Michelle, Rachel's sense of interior design, Rachel's assistants, Rachel's studio, and Rachel all need help. Rachel's husband Rodger? He seems to be okay. Good job, Rodger. (Except the part when you trivialized Rachel's term "hero dress." Shut up, Rodger.)

We like Rachel. She's not made of evil or anything, she just has a very high profile, high stress job. Taylor, on the other hand, is like the worst boss ever, only she's not the boss. She should only be allowed to work with politicians and houseplants. Our prescription for Taylor includes yoga, college, and a punch in the face.

Marchesa gets some serious love in this episode, as does that dress by Oscar de la Renta Debra Messing wore at the Sag Awards. They were deserving.

With Rachel's hippie sense of free love (she throws "love you" right and left, almost as much as "this makes me die"), all obstacles can be overcome! Water-damaged dresses can be magically dry cleaned, hero dresses arrive from Tennessee, Brad keeps his mouth shut about how the new couch looks (we saw it too, Brad), and mean ol' Taylor stays home.

And at the end of the day? Rachel Zoe loves you, too. We bet. Isn't that nice?