Let's be honest here. Heidi Klum is flat out gorgeous and there isn't a woman alive who isn't at least a little bit envious of the fact that Heidi's body is still that banging after popping out three kids.

So with everything in the world going for her why did she go to the Emmy's dressed as a Vanna White knockoff? As we stare at her sparkly gown we can imagine her flipping vowels as the audience chants, "Wheeeeel....oooooof....Fortuuuune!!!"

The garment is like a dress that my grandmother would wear to prom for old folk. We're just not feeling it. As a supermodel and host of a fashion show, Heidi could and should know better!