Ladies and Gentlemen, we proudly introduce: Gay Claiken!

According to Clay's exclusive interview in People Magazine, it was becoming a father that inspired him to come out of the plexiglass closet:

"I cannot raise a child to lie or hide things."

Good for you, Clay. We're all going to act surprised for a minute and we're all going to show our support, but then we have stuff to do, mmkay?

We do not mean to undermine anyone's individual personal struggle, but this is like when Elton John came out except...well, now we live in a world where Elton John came out a hecka long time ago.

And what about the baby mama? Jaymes Foster executive produced Aiken's last three albums, four if you count the baby, Parker Foster Aiken. Was she at all confused by this news? According to The Associated Press, Clay came out to his family four years ago. What gives? The Next Best Thing, anyone?

Well, if that's the case, we think that's sorta sweet. Congratulations, Clay and family!