We gotta say, the drama leading up to The Oscars would be more exciting if it were a little more up-to-date. Somebody get Bravo a calendar.

No seriously, why not do this week by week? Bring it. Live dangerously. You're Bravo! And you're Rachel Zoe! Who's the scaredy-cat? Is this just how long it takes for the celebrity waivers to be argued?

This week, Rachel carved out two hours for her sister and encouraged her to "sex it up." We approve. If any of you readers out there are missing a sex-it-up outfit, take a cue from Rachel and head to H&M. Also, take a stylish friend, because as well as being full of things your should wear, H&M is also full of things you should not wear.

Let us all take note: As you may have noticed in the above video, Jessica Michibata is hot. If you haven't heard of her, read her blog...if you speak Japanese. No seriously, do a Google image search and be the first of your friends to know that she is hot. Better yet, just bring her up in casual conversation, and act disgusted when people don't know who she is. What, do they pay no attention to Japan??

Ahem. To celebrate her 10 year anniversary with her husband, Rachel decided to throw a party. Mean First Assistant Taylor hated the idea, but what did you expect? Brad was stressed, but on board. Rodger, Rachel's husband, was horrified by Rachel's plot to turn their anniversary into a PR event. The party was called off in favor of a private dinner; just Rach, Rodg, and the camera crew.

Sad news arrives in this episode, and Rachel makes a tough call. She has a breakdown. Not a The Hills breakdown, but an honest-to-god breakdown for good reasons. We love you Rachel Zoe, have we mentioned that?

Next week looks like a doozy, complete with a grammatically incorrect ultimatum from Mean First Assistant Taylor. We can't wait!