Oh, the things a girl will do to promote her movie when she thinks she's safely overseas, away from the prying lenses of Hollywood.Here is the usually adorable Anna Faris, looking bunchy and lumpy in a bright pink bridesmaid gown that is apparently taped to her breasts, and about to slide off.

Not that you can tell by her outfit, but she's in Paris at the premiere of "Super Bunny" also known in the States as That Bunny Sorority Movie With Rumer Willis and Cat from American Idol That No One Saw.

You know how you can tell you're in France? The batty outfits worn by the concession staff at the theatre. Let's count the gratuitously odd accessories:

• unicor-n-bunny ears, grafted to the showgirl's foreheads - Check!
  
• high heel, white patent leather, gladiator boot sandals - Check!
  
• bras made out of pink toilet seat covers - Check!
• hot pink forearm sleeves and crisp white cuffs - Check!
• silver dog collars bow ties - Check!

Also, we're pretty sure there is someone with unnaturally red hair just outside the frame of this photo. Oh, no, that's just Patricia Fields in the gallery. Never mind.