If anyone can help Sarah Palin turn a wonky eye twitch and a thin resume into fame and fortune, it's Paris Hilton.

The New York Post reports that media savvy Hilton shares her wardrobe advice for Palin in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar.

Paris is encouraging the VPCILF to show off her "hot bod" with a swimsuit, not a pant suit. After all, here in mainland USA, far from Russia and the year-round Siberian cold, you don't have to cover it all up. Add in global warming, and you have a heat wave that begs for Sarah to pull out her beauty contest bathing costumes.

Perhaps the next time we see Palin in a stars and stripes bikini it will be the real deal, not just a crazy Photoshopper working out of his Mom's basement!