Fast times at Northbrook Court!

According to the Chicago Tribune, two employees of Neiman Marcus in Northbrook, IL, were fired when a security camera caught them doing the the horizontal mambo on the premises.

You think they slunk away, tails between their legs, hoping they wouldn't be arrested for semi-public indecency? As if!

This is America, and in America, where there's a sex tape, there's a lawsuit.

Steven Chalem and Victoria Miranda, who got busy in the loss prevention office on two separate occasions, are suing Neiman Marcus, saying they were videotaped illegally.

"Both Chalem and Miranda have been unable to find jobs in the retail loss prevention industry since their firings" says the lawsuit.

Well, they'll always have Northbrook.