Hey, check it out! That's Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah "I'm not one to think that global warming is caused by human actions" carrying a canvas shopping bag.

Could it be that perhaps we've misjudged her position on environmental issues? Or has she turned over a new, greener leaf? Can we now look to Governor Palin as a role model for conservation, eschewing wasteful plastic bags?

Wait, what's that on her bag? Something about moose...women...wait, she's carrying a bag that says "real women hunt moose?"

That's funny. We were sure we'd heard that she loved to hunt wolves. From helicopters. Perhaps she has "real women shoot wolves" bedazzled on her dressy evening clutch. Now that would be a fashion statement!

Also, never mind about the whole conservation role model thing. Our mistake.