Finally, fantasy football means what you think it means!

The tagline of the Lingerie Football League should probably be pads, panties and pasties, and there should probably be air quotes around the word football.

The girls look like they're catching porcupines, and the noise level can only be termed shrill. But for all you dudes, and ladies who love ladies, the wait is over for a rough trade version of the porn movie pillow fight.

We have to imagine that at least half the fun of watching is waiting for the inevitable wardrobe malfunction. Underwire bras are hard enough to keep in place when you're in the office, reaching for something on a high shelf. We expect most of the "uniforms" slip up and over the girls, flashing the whole stadium on the first tackle. It's not football, it's a flashion show!

The video is moderately safe for work, but you'll feel dumber after watching it.