So, you want to quit smoking but you don't want to quit smoking? Behold the electric cigarette.

Now you can smoke nicotine'd up air. You can even smoke it in flavors.

How does it work? From the FAQ:

Crown7 performs similarly to traditional smoking. It looks, feels and tastes like a cigarette and delivers all the pleasures of smoking, without all the problems. The secret to what makes Crown7 better than traditional smoking is what is inside this revolutionary new product.

The non-flammable Crown7 is driven by modern microelectronic technology, a small rechargeable battery and a unique, safe replaceable cartridge containing water, propylene glycol, nicotine, and a scent that emulates a tobacco flavor.

When using Crown7, the act of inhaling or smoking it produces the tactile and craving satisfactions traditional smokers seek, and triggers a vaporizing process that releases a simulated smoke that is actually a vapor mist that harmlessly evaporates into the air within a few seconds.

Crown 7 also sells electric cigars, pipes, and accessories. The full Traditional Cigarette Kit you see here has just been reduced in price (to $79.95) and might make the perfect gift for someone you love, or, you know, tolerate enough to want them to live.