Pretty much any other time of year, we'd see this photo of singer Alaska and her husband Mario Vaquerizo and merely wonder, "Hey, when did Steve Perry get a flatiron?"
But this close to the Goth International High Holiday (Halloween), we have to call her out on how boring she looks. Alaska in this outfit could be any girl who lives within sighing distance of a Halloween Superstore.

She's a punk superstar, she's done a naked PETA campaigns -- with nipple showing and three banderillas sticking out of her back no less -- and this is the best she can do for the Tevla Fashion Awards? Alaska is in serious danger of being upstaged by the backdrop!

Maybe she was sick or something. Next time we want to see something good, like a live spider necklace or at least some spike bangles. For the love of Samhain, show a little holiday spirit!