Why the giddy look on your face Jessica Biel? Are you actually happy that your dress for the London Film Festival makes your torso look eight miles long? Or maybe she's smiling because she feels good about the fact that the skirt bubbling right at the hips doesn't make her look absolutely immensely ginormous as it would most women -- since she works out all day and has one of the best bodies in Hollywood, it only makes her look a little bit ginormous.

The whole thing is just at a weird length. The gown is too short and the sleeves look like they're trying to be long and keep her warm, but they just can't quite hack it. The entire look is awkward and Jessica looks like she feels awkward in it.

J.B. is sort of granny witch-like in this outfit. We don't think J.T. would approve.