When we fall for a designer shoe, we fall hard. The sumptuous two-toned kicks from the Paris-based Erotokritos have been haunting our dreams, and making us consider an investment in patent and suede sexiness.

HIs women's clothing line is also city-chic desirable, with lots of black with blocks of color for emphasis and definition, and we'd gladly -- jubilantly -- tote any one of the bags in the Fall 2008-2009 line.

But it's the shoes we can't stop thinking about. We have a thing for two-toned shoes, whether they're naughty high-heeled oxfords or vampy t-straps.

Part of what keeps us from a descent into shoe-aquiring financial ruin is that we can't pick just one pair.

The red patent and suede lace ups are divine, but those black and silver d'orsays are otherworldly...what can we say? In a perfect world, we'd have more than two feet and an angel who paid our Amex black card bills.