Underwear oops
Underwear Oops
Bra straps showing? Visible panty lines? Muffin top?
As the following celebrity examples illustrate, even a picture perfect outfit can be ruined by the wrong undergarments. But these common "undies oops" are easily avoided. Melissa Foss shows what you can learn from these stars' foundation faux pas.
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VPL- Visible Panty Lines
Alert: Always check your rear view in a 3-way-mirror! Even a skinny minnie, fashion-forward celeb like Teri Hatcher isn't immune. While thongs have a reputation for curtailing this issue, it's actually the under-rated boy shorts that prevent a VPL catastrophe.
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"Boy shorts were invented to solve this problem," says Heide Kennedy, stylist for the chic sample sale site, Savvy (www.Savvy.com). Choose a pair that are smooth, not lacy, to sport under workout gear, skirts, pants, and even jeans. You think you look good arriving? Now you know you look great leaving too.
Elle Macpherson Intimates Distinction Boy Shorts, $24, www.barenecessities.com
The "SAG" awards - Get A Little Support For Your Friends
No woman, actress or otherwise, dreams about winning a "sag." See Drew Barrymore, who, inexplicably, decided to go au naturale for an awards show (the Golden Globes, actually. Insert joke here).
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Imagine the silhouette she could have cut if only she was wearing the right bra. "This is an easy problem to solve as any under-wired support bra -- whether plunge, tee shirt or balcony style -- will create lift and support." advises Francesca Luther, Creative Director for lingerie store Myla
Myla Ella bra, $230, www.mylausa.com
Too-Much-Info Undies
It's no secret that Paris has longstanding undie issues. Here's some advice: When it comes to low-rise jeans, a little mystery goes a long way.
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To avoid the low-rise "oops" (so you can lean over without fear), try the go-to undies Hollywood loves. They're designed to sit lower on the hip and have a 3.5 inch rise (which covers the important bits, but not much more). Cameron Diaz is a fan.
Hanky Panky Low Rise Signature Lace Thong, $18, www.barenecessities.com
The Roll No One Wants To Serve
A muffin top is the result of a too tight pair of pants meeting a not too taut torso, and the condition is exacerbated when your top is also tight, or not quite long enough. It's a fashion foul that Kelly Clarkson has been called on repeatedly.
The goal: To under-emphasize your muffin and make you feel comfortable even in today's trendy shorter jackets. Check out Yummie Tummie tank tops. Wear them under fitted tops - they won't cling, they're extra long to conceal trouble spots, and they also have a subtle built-in spandex tummy panel. And they're now available in plus sizes!
Yummie Tummie Hip Length Shaper, $62, www.barenecessities.com
The Peek-A-Boo Bra
Gwen Stefani (here with KIngston) can get away with showing off her funky leopard bra underneath a top that has tiny little ties for straps but back here in the real world, bra baring tops -- no matter how cute -- are better saved for hanging out in the backyard.
Jackson Lee, Splash News
gh 11-04-2008 @ 8:06PM
or wear a thong!
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Alex 11-04-2008 @ 10:05PM
WOW!!! Jessica Simpson posing nude here:
http://celebcvid.com/video.php?v=Jessica_Simpson_nude
cee 11-04-2008 @ 8:24PM
you can just not wear underwear lol.
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Alex 11-04-2008 @ 10:05PM
WOW!!! Jessica Simpson posing nude here:
http://celebcvid.com/video.php?v=Jessica_Simpson_nude
1bmike 11-04-2008 @ 8:48PM
I like it, no mistake to me.
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mlhfla 11-04-2008 @ 8:59PM
Sure a lot of childish and immaturer reporters on AOL. Think I'll change servers!
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Marissa 11-04-2008 @ 9:10PM
wow thats kind of mean to do that to a person! but i do know the person in the green capris.... Miley Cyrus!
i know mean but thats major dirt right there!
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Kim 11-04-2008 @ 9:43PM
She could go to Soma and get some of there totally freaking amazing wedgie free line free Vanishing Edge undies. I bought some not that long ago when I read about them in a magazine and they really do work. The are cut with a laser around the edges so that there are no line and so they lay flush with the skin. On the inside of the leg openings there is shapewear grade silicone, which despite what I thought, you can't even feel and it keep the undies in place, even doing yoga and running. BEST THINGS EVER!!!!
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Brandon 11-04-2008 @ 10:24PM
In the first picture on the left i don't like the color ecspeicaly on that type of cloths and it looks dirty like it never was washed
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Doc 11-04-2008 @ 10:27PM
Most womens underwear is made in male-owned sweetshops in the third world. By not wearing underwear, you can boycott these greedy men and not have to worry about panty lines.
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barbara 11-04-2008 @ 11:11PM
I see your point and I agree with most of what you said. However as a health care worker, I must say that to not wear undies is unsanitary and very unsafe for the exposed part of the body.. Thanks so much
George w. Bush 11-04-2008 @ 11:40PM
This page is dumber than I am, and that's impossible. How would you like to have the career of putting this kind of trash on AOL. Who wants to see these shallow stars with a wedgie?????????? HUH? WHO? HUH? WHO? HUH? WHO? HUH? WHO? HUH? WHO? HUH? WHO? HUH? WHO? HUH? WHO? HUH? WHO? HUH? WHO? HUH? WHO?
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Ron 11-05-2008 @ 12:25AM
Wow!!!
I like it all, not enough, we need more cuts, more slip, until nothing on it, show everything, that's ultimate show down.
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diddo 11-05-2008 @ 12:26AM
I agree every once in a while I get bored and read trashy crap like this but what I never get bored of is expressing how pissed off I get "daily" to see and hear how woman habitually get get raped over and over with their physical imperfections no wonder they are so prone to be THE gender to FIX themselves via BOTOX BREAST augmentation ETC. ETC. ETC. GOD forbid they show ugly pantylines SOWHAT! some TITTIES SOWHAT 50 cent DOES ALL the MEN portrayed after the FEMALE WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS who created that one ????? all these men are portrayed as SEXY SEXY SEXY... HMMMMM makes you wonder why women feel the way they do
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melanie 11-05-2008 @ 12:32AM
give me a break if you are gonna wear tight jeans either wear thongs or go commando!!!!!!!!
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Sage 11-05-2008 @ 1:09AM
What a country! Underwear (or lack of it) is the focus of losers with cameras who follow other losers around on "panty-line" patrol. Maybe, one day, California will break off of the mainland and just float away, or sink!
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FastEddie858 11-05-2008 @ 3:14AM
Sadly I agree with Sage, despite living in California :(
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Warning 11-05-2008 @ 4:30AM
WARNING: the celeb video link is a Trojan virus!
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reddoorrestos 11-05-2008 @ 9:46AM
Muffin top and Kelly Clarkson? Really? I wish more celebrity women looked like her. I saw the picture of Teri Hatcher and she looked so thin it was almost disturbing. I think Kelly Clarkson is beautiful and as far as her body goes, I think it is what should be considered ideal.
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Patsy Kingsley 11-05-2008 @ 9:50AM
If my panty line disturbs you, that's your problem, not mine. It doesn't bother me one little bit.
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