Tini Puppini Bitches are the new Bratz

Posted Nov 8th 2008 at 2:40PM by Annie Scott (Subscribe to Annie Scott's posts)

Filed under: Fashion, News, Stylish Living

Oh, for the love of all that is holy, would you look at these bitches? (What? They're female dogs!)

Concerned about your daughter playing with dolls that dress like skanks? Maybe her delicate young psyche would be safer playing with a dog that dresses like a skank. Get her one of these bitches.

Seriously, you're not going to believe this. Read on for more about doggie style.

From the website:
Tini Puppinis are the most popular pups in town. Whether they're out shopping for the hottest fashion trends, getting pampered at their favorite spa or just hanging out at the local coffee shop, these doggie divas attract a lot of attention. They know that whatever they're wearing today, all the other pups will be wearing tomorrow.

Now that's the kind of young women we want to raise in this country, we want girls to aspire to be just like these kept, pampered bitches! Um...not.

That's right, I just pulled out the "...not."

Click through the gallery to learn more about doggie style!

Tini Puppini Gallery

(click thumbnails to view gallery)

You can buy them here on AOL Shopping, but we're totally going to judge you if you do. This is appalling.

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Tags: bratz, doggie style, DoggieStyle, doggy style, girls, kids, puppini, puppinis, tini puppini, tini puppinis, TiniPuppinis, toys, young women, YoungWomen

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Jennifer 11-08-2008 @ 10:31PM

I agree with your blog a hundred and ten percent. Personally I cannot stand the big head huge eyed bratz dolls, even though they do remind me of my best gal pal. Even poor old Barbie has been reduced to hike up the skirts and show a little skin because after all it’s not how you succeed in life it’s how you look when you get there. FYI read with a little sarcasm…

Jenne 11-11-2008 @ 8:30AM

Dude, seriously? Ok, first if all, on the commercial on tv, they actually make the dogs say "Does my tail look good in these jeans?" and "You're such a 'howl' ".....(hoe)?? Common now. If America is STILL so blinded by glitter and tv......im moving. I have a son anyway. If I had a daughter, well, I guess I would rather buy her one of these over a real dog anyday.

Almarine 1-03-2009 @ 8:04PM

I just went to Walmart and got a Tini Pupini.
I got Coffe first. I came home and went right back out to get Tisha and Tutu.
I lost 3 of my own dogs and these just touched my heart.

Thanks,
Almarine