Michael Bastian, you are a respectable and talented fashion designer. Your looks for men are confident and classy, with a playboy flavor.

So WTF is this? That doesn't go there.
Spotted on the runway at Fashion Forward on November 10th, Michael Bastian had this gorgeous male model strut a pair of swimming trunks with a green shirt unceremoniously tucked in the back!

This was clearly carefully conceived. If you look closely, the cuffs of the shirt are rolled. Do you suppose they spent half an hour tucking it into his butt crack just right, to minimize trunk-saggage and maximize green shirt swingage?

Well, needless to say, it looks ridiculous, and the whole idea is completely impractical. FAIL.