Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. Some shove 130 pairs of panties in their pocket and run like hell. To each their own.

According to The Dallas Morning News a man grabbed 130 pairs of Victoria's Secret undies, worth $1,067, from a table in the store and escaped through a door held open by a female accomplice.

They drove off together into the sunset, most likely to the parking lot of a bowling alley where they will, undoubtedly, give the guy selling speakers out of his trunk a run for the money.

Of course, we may be wrong. Perhaps we judge too soon. Isn't it possible that the couple in question are the quintessential do-gooders, modern Robin Hoods if you will? Isn't it possible that they ran with the very undergarments of the rich only to give them to the tired, the poor, the huddled masses- an underbelly of society broken and forced to go commando?

Our guess? Those people were wasted.

[via USA Today]