Sure, we miss the excitement and drama of the Sopranos, but probably not enough to douse ourselves, or the men we love, in the new cologne Paolo Per Uomo. The name means "Paul for Men" in Italian, which we fear loses a bit in the translation.


The $64 a bottle scent was "created" by actor Tony Siricio and named after his silver-templed, sweat suit-wearing, bozo-shooting mobster character Paulie Walnuts. He also has plans to bring out deodorant, after shave and soap. Because killing? It's a dirty business.

We haven't actually found a bottle for sale, and Neiman's didn't have any samples (they laughed at us!) so we're unable to describe it to you. However, the New York Post did a smell test with some lucky ladies, and the results were unanimously negative.

Of course, no one has the nuts to tell Paulie it stinks. Including us. Shhhh!