Campfire's Holiday Series is "a tribute to the greatest holiday movie of all time," which is a statement we support with all of the gumption we can muster. The movie in question is the classic A Christmas Story. We assume that legal reasons prevent them from mentioning the name, or perhaps they thrill to the thought of mystery and shrouded intrigue. Who knows? Point is, the shirts are fudging awesome (no soap for that one!).

If you love Ovaltine, triple dog dares, and major awards, or if you find yourself on the daydreaming end of a Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time, then these shirts are for you. Just keep in mind, they are fra-gee-lay.

Whit Honea is a slacker, a borderline degenerate, and a daydream believer. He's also our resident expert on casual chic. If it's comfortable, and not heinous, he's all over it. He's quite charming, really.