New Louis Vuitton ads featuring the Queen of Pop, Madonna, as the face of the campaign have just come out. Though, it's sad to say, they're more than just a little predictable.

It's all about the crotch shot, baby! Forget Britney accidentally flashing us her intimates -- Madonna is in charge of her sexuality and if she wants you to see the goods, you better darn well take a look.

But, in all honesty, Madonna "shocking" us is getting a little stale. We no longer think, "Wow, how racy and provocative and daring -- Madonna's doing crazy yoga poses putting her hoo ha in our face!" Instead, we're yawning and wondering why these ads barely even feature the product they're supposed to be hawking.

Forget panties -- what would have been truly surprising would be seeing Her Madgesty dressed up as a Louis Vuitton wearing nun!