Credit cards are very evil. And yet, we have all fallen victim to them at one point in time, charging Christian Louboutin pumps and Marc by Marc cardigans like there is no tomorrow . So consider this latest accessory by Italian designer Roberto Cavalli especially cruel.


Those wanting to spruce up not only their closets but also the tiny cards of plastic that reside in their wallets this year should look no further than Cavalli's new MasterCard. According to Vogue UK, the luxe item allows "holders to a number of benefits, among them dedicated VIP services at Cavalli boutiques and access to special sales, events and shows, plus exclusive beauty, hospitality and travel offers." Oui, oui.

The "Cavalli Card" will be available online and in Roberto Cavalli boutiques worldwide starting March 1st. Hopefully, everyone's credit ranking will be higher by then. Syke!