Oh, Renee. Your hair looks nice, but come on. What is this dress all about? We honestly had no intention of being mean about anybody at the Golden Globes, but you have given us no choice. Why? Because it looks like your are wearing a mesh school marm outfit worthy of Marilla from Anne of Green Gables over this:


What? We're sorry! We never intended to do this; it was an involuntary mental association and we just can't let it go. The dress is apparently a Carolina Herrera. What the heck is going on here?

Marilla meets Marilyn Manson can't be what you were going for.