We love awards season, because it gives us so much material to work with! Last night at the Golden Globes we were by turns impressed, bored and of course, horrified. Since the horrors are the most fun to discuss, let's get right to those.

Renee Zellweger's outfit was sheer madness, from head to toe. Maggie Gyllenhaal is dancing to her own exotic prints drummer, which is fine, but don't make us watch. And Marissa Tomei was either desperately trying to get Johnny Depp's attention with her puffy shirt sleeves, or she has buckaneer fantasies. Glenn Close aged herself with a Golden Girls costume, which we hope was unintentional. And Blake Lively needs to find a better seamstress if she's going to keep buying dresses off the rack.

But we're not here to judge...oh, wait, yes we are: StyleFoul!